09 Awards

I have been meaning to do this for some time now, this is the first chance I got. Those who know me well know that I have been talking about it . It is time for the Birddogger Thoughts Movie Awards 09!

Before we begin, I have to give a shout-out to San Antonio for kicking my rear in Pigskin Pick'em. Good job haas. He was so polite about it, he gave me a pity hug for losing. What a guy.

So the first award is the Shit award. This award goes to the biggest waste of money, film, and time.
Here are the nominees.

1. Taking Woodstock

2. Jennifer's Body

3. Year One

4. Gamer

5. G.I. Joe

and the loser is...

Year One! This movie was so bad, I was just waiting for the mofo to end. I had to fight to stay awake as every decent joke was seen in the previews. Such high expectations, such low results.

I also thought about giving a Best Actor Award. However, I don't discriminate between sexes. Women are just as eligible as men in this category. Here are the nominees.

1. Gerard Butler - Gamer, The Ugly Truth, Law Abiding Citizen

2. Zachary Quinto - Star Trek

3.Christoph Waltz - Inglorious Bastards

4. Sandra Bullock - The Proposal, The Blind Side

5. Jackie Earle Haley - The Watchmen

And the winner is....

Gerard Butler! This was his year. He played a wide range of different characters and did a great job in his roles, even though only one of the movies that he was in I really enjoyed.

And finally, Birddogger's Best Picture Award. Here are the nominees.

1. Inglorious Bastards

2. The Blind Side

3. Law Abiding Citizen

4. Up

5. State of Play

And the winner is...

Law Abiding Citizen. This movie kept me on edge the whole time. I didn't know who to cheer for. So awesome. This is what movies are supposed to be. Don't take anything away from the other candidates for the award. If they made that list. They are definitely awesome.

Before you people start bitching that Avatar didn't make this list, let me remind you that Avatar got a poor rating on this blog. Stealing a bunch of ideas and dressing it up in awesome graphics get you no where!

Aight, that's it folks. There may not be a movie this week... but we shall see. If not, no worries, there will be more to come.

Birddogger out.