Bruno is by far the gayest movie I have ever seen, and just FYI, I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. Sacha Baron Cohen has taken the movie world over the top as a gay fashion expert trying to become rich and famous in America.
The plot is very simple and much like Borat, not very important at all. The main reason you watch this flick is to get some laughs and to see real peoples reactions to an over the top character.
Cohen is an amazing actor. Him keeping a straight face is like going to the strip club and trying not to get a hard on. He maintains the act all throughout the film.
However, I have heard a lot of criticism about this flick being to gay, but honestly, that is similar to jumping into a swimming pool and not expecting to get wet. It is just as over the top as Borat except it deals with homosexuality and not racism. I give Bruno an orgy out of a cherry pit (four out of five).
Harry Potter isn't gay, but he is going to get some action pretty soon. The sexual tension in his new film can be cut with a knife. Well, that could have just been my own sexual tension with Emma Watson. I don't know what it is about her, but she is hot.
The plot in this movie wasn't bad, but I really got the feeling that the book would be better. It seemed to take an unexpected twist to me that seemed a little unexplained.
The acting was well and it should be. When you play the same role forever, you better have it down by the sixth time.
I am not really a fan of the Harry Potter series, but this movie wasn't bad. And neither was Emma Watson. I give this flick a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).
The Ugly truth is pretty predictable. But the best thing about this movie was the funniest part was not in the previews.
The acting wasn't bad, and Katherine Heigl isn't bad looking either. The dialog is kind of dirty which is probably why it got an R rating. But the dirty language makes the one liners pretty funny.
If you are looking for a chick flick that is pretty funny. This is one may be worth your time, just don't expect anything spectacular. This flick gets a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Public Enemy #1?
Bank robbing can be a hell of an exciting scene in a flick. The first scene in the Dark Knight is a bank robbery that introduces you to an great antagonist. However, when you are talking about real bank robberies, they don't last long at all. Since this is the case, what seems like a bank robbing movie only has about 15 minutes of actual bank hold-up. Breaking out of jail seemed more interesting and lasted a little longer.
With that being said, anytime a flick is done on historic accounts, it is normally bound by such. The Titanic must sink, Christ must be nailed to the cross, and Pearl Harbor must be bombed. There are no real alternate endings and no real wiggle room for creative addition. So the story of John Dillinger and Melvin Purvis is an interesting one, making it interesting for the audience is a challenge.
The sets on this film were really well done. From the movies they actors watched, to the cars, to the guns, to the phones, to the clothing, to the mannerisms and jargon.... the details were very taken care of. It is easy to believe that there are in the late 20's early 30's and easy to get lost in the atmosphere.
The acting is second to none as Johnny Depp and Christian Bale nail there roles. The supporting cast was also done very well. I looked, but could find no acting flaws.
Overall, this movie is really well done... but since bank robberies and jail breaks don't take much time, the movie seems to drag on. So much was done to make this a great movie, but the historic nature of the flick really holds it back. This flick is an orgy out of a cherry pit (4 out of 5).
There have been some other flicks that I have not rated yet, and I would like to give a brief overview of those movies.
Transformers 2 wasn't a bad movie, and certainly wasn't a great movie either. Megan Fox can't act for shit, but nobody really cares. I am sure you can see why. The story was very elaborate and drawn out. The creativity in this flick counteract the previous one. Apparently, what they Megatron wanted in the first one really wasn't worth a damn. What a waste a time. This could have been the first movie of the series, probably would have shaved off 45 minutes of run time.
The CGI was really smooth as expected, the action wasn't bad, and the one-liners by the twin Autobots were hilarious. That saved this movie to keep it a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).
Year One was probably the biggest waste of time ever. What I thought might be a recreation of a Chris Farley - David Spade chemistry, but I was sadly mistaken. My baby girl fell asleep during the flick and needed to be waken. I myself had a hard time staying awake. The story sucked, the acting sucked, the girls were good looking but had arm hair, the jokes were lame. Overall, this one is a masturbation session out of a cherry pit (1 out of 5).
The Proposal was a clever chick flick that was really well done. The acting was really good, especially with the presence of Betty White. The story was a little far fetched but the acting kept it believable. It was really well written and directed. If you are looking for some estrogen entertainment, this one is worth it. The Proposal is an orgy out of a cherry pit ( 4 out of 5).
With that being said, anytime a flick is done on historic accounts, it is normally bound by such. The Titanic must sink, Christ must be nailed to the cross, and Pearl Harbor must be bombed. There are no real alternate endings and no real wiggle room for creative addition. So the story of John Dillinger and Melvin Purvis is an interesting one, making it interesting for the audience is a challenge.
The sets on this film were really well done. From the movies they actors watched, to the cars, to the guns, to the phones, to the clothing, to the mannerisms and jargon.... the details were very taken care of. It is easy to believe that there are in the late 20's early 30's and easy to get lost in the atmosphere.
The acting is second to none as Johnny Depp and Christian Bale nail there roles. The supporting cast was also done very well. I looked, but could find no acting flaws.
Overall, this movie is really well done... but since bank robberies and jail breaks don't take much time, the movie seems to drag on. So much was done to make this a great movie, but the historic nature of the flick really holds it back. This flick is an orgy out of a cherry pit (4 out of 5).
There have been some other flicks that I have not rated yet, and I would like to give a brief overview of those movies.
Transformers 2 wasn't a bad movie, and certainly wasn't a great movie either. Megan Fox can't act for shit, but nobody really cares. I am sure you can see why. The story was very elaborate and drawn out. The creativity in this flick counteract the previous one. Apparently, what they Megatron wanted in the first one really wasn't worth a damn. What a waste a time. This could have been the first movie of the series, probably would have shaved off 45 minutes of run time.
The CGI was really smooth as expected, the action wasn't bad, and the one-liners by the twin Autobots were hilarious. That saved this movie to keep it a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).
Year One was probably the biggest waste of time ever. What I thought might be a recreation of a Chris Farley - David Spade chemistry, but I was sadly mistaken. My baby girl fell asleep during the flick and needed to be waken. I myself had a hard time staying awake. The story sucked, the acting sucked, the girls were good looking but had arm hair, the jokes were lame. Overall, this one is a masturbation session out of a cherry pit (1 out of 5).
The Proposal was a clever chick flick that was really well done. The acting was really good, especially with the presence of Betty White. The story was a little far fetched but the acting kept it believable. It was really well written and directed. If you are looking for some estrogen entertainment, this one is worth it. The Proposal is an orgy out of a cherry pit ( 4 out of 5).
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