Bruno and Harry know the ugly truth!

Bruno is by far the gayest movie I have ever seen, and just FYI, I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. Sacha Baron Cohen has taken the movie world over the top as a gay fashion expert trying to become rich and famous in America.

The plot is very simple and much like Borat, not very important at all. The main reason you watch this flick is to get some laughs and to see real peoples reactions to an over the top character.

Cohen is an amazing actor. Him keeping a straight face is like going to the strip club and trying not to get a hard on. He maintains the act all throughout the film.

However, I have heard a lot of criticism about this flick being to gay, but honestly, that is similar to jumping into a swimming pool and not expecting to get wet. It is just as over the top as Borat except it deals with homosexuality and not racism. I give Bruno an orgy out of a cherry pit (four out of five).

Harry Potter isn't gay, but he is going to get some action pretty soon. The sexual tension in his new film can be cut with a knife. Well, that could have just been my own sexual tension with Emma Watson. I don't know what it is about her, but she is hot.

The plot in this movie wasn't bad, but I really got the feeling that the book would be better. It seemed to take an unexpected twist to me that seemed a little unexplained.

The acting was well and it should be. When you play the same role forever, you better have it down by the sixth time.

I am not really a fan of the Harry Potter series, but this movie wasn't bad. And neither was Emma Watson. I give this flick a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).

The Ugly truth is pretty predictable. But the best thing about this movie was the funniest part was not in the previews.

The acting wasn't bad, and Katherine Heigl isn't bad looking either. The dialog is kind of dirty which is probably why it got an R rating. But the dirty language makes the one liners pretty funny.

If you are looking for a chick flick that is pretty funny. This is one may be worth your time, just don't expect anything spectacular. This flick gets a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5).