I am not sure when Hasbro started getting in the movie making business, but they should quit now. Having Dennis Quaid in a movie doesn't make it Oscar material either. And honestly, how can you have an action flick with Marlon Wayans.
The acting is pretty crappy, and the kid from 3rd rock from the sun isn't very intimidating. Even the action is crappy. I didn't know bullets fired with such velocity underwater.
The story line is also really crappy. The made up technology was kind of cool, but if knowing is half the battle, then these Joes were mother fucking psychics. They came to dramatic conclusions about situations real quickly.
Flashbacks were also used to explain some back story, except they take 6 of them to try and tell you something. I would rather get it the first time, flashbacks shouldn't be a buffet were I have to go back for seconds just to feel that I got my money's worth.
The movie did get one thing right though. Guys love hot girls and ninjas. That is about the only thing that this flick has going for it. Sports bras, tight leather suits, and epic kung fu battles. They should really just make a movie with chicks and ninjas and leave out the all American hero theme.
Because I have a crush on one of the chicks, this flick gets a one night stand out of a cherry pit (2 out of 5).
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