Alright, for starters I would like to point out that I do not have a weak stomach. However, it seems a shaking camera will lead to my demise. The camera in District Nine is similar to a Blair Witch or a Cloverfield, and for some strange reason, I can't take it. I tried, but failed. Failed worse than Howard Dean. Pia!
Unfortunately this means I can't really give the movie a rating. From what I saw, it looked pretty interesting. I mean, I saw the first 45 minutes of the flick and then got the Cliff Notes version of everything else from Baby Girl.
I think I did everyone a favor by leaving. I should be a hero. You remember in the Goonies where Chunk describes how he threw up in a theater? Well, it would have been something like that. An epic scene that is better left un-filmed.
A soon as I exited the theater, I sat on a bench and waited for the world to end it's spinning. That is actually pretty boring, so once it slowed down enough, I jumped into another theater. No, not another District Nine theater, but I a flick I knew I wasn't going to see. Why waste a good movie ticket?
The flick was called Bandslam. I never have even heard of it. It wasn't to bad. I caught the last hour of that flick. I kind of had to play Sherlock Holmes to figure out what was going on, but it wasn't to hard. It was a nice little film, nothing really to exciting. There are some cute girls in it. Always a plus.
There are some other movies out this week that I would like to review. The Time Traveler's Wife and The Goods. So if I watch those there might actually be a review this week. Until then, this is the Birddogger reminding you to get your pets spayed or neutered.
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