Don't Take Woodstock

Alright, If you are planning to see this flick, let me warn you of a few things.

There are some naked people. A bunch of people get naked. Unfortunately it stays true to the time period, so there is a lot of bush. Yup, like seventies porn bush. The kind of shit you need a machete for.

There is some drug use. Yeah, that was probably easy to guess. Is there a Beatles acid trip... yup. Bright colors and everything. Might as well put a flash light behind some bandannas... Get the same effect.

There is some really shitty acting. The best acting are the dude's parents. Ohh yeah, the guy who plays the cross dresser also does a good job.

The movie drags on forever. I swear I just wasted five hours of my life, but it was only two hours long. I was fighting to stay awake. I even lifted some of the arm rests on the seats and laid down. Then they turned on the lights in the theater, so I had to sit up. True story, just ask Baby Girl.

The set was pretty good though, I thought it looked like the sixties. Not that I would know... but it's whatever.

Ohh, and if you think you will hear the music of Woodstock, you are sadly mistaken. I think the only song I heard was California Dreaming by the Mamas and the Papas. You don't see any of the concert at all. It is more like you know it is going on, but you are not important enough to watch. It is the rated R movie that you really want to see, but can't get tickets to. Or the strip club you want to go in but you don't match the dress code.

And one more thing, swing your arms around like a squid isn't dancing. I don't give a shit how white you are, that shit isn't dancing.

I really didn't like this movie, it just wasn't for me. But the set and the parents acting helps it out just a little. So this flick gets a one night stand out of a cherry pit (2 out of 5).