Legion of Doom

So it has been a lil while since I have done this, but shit happens. For instance, there has been holiday. Christmas happened, and then New Years, and then I just didn't feel like going to see a flick. I actually don't even like movies.

But anyway, Legion. Yeah, it's a movie. Yeah, it has Dennis Quaid. I didn't know it had Tyrese, but that didn't make any better.

Basically, God is fed up with Man. However, there is an angel who begs to differ and tries to save a pregnant chick from being killed mainly because she is like Sarah Conner and John Conner must be born.

I think that was my favorite part of the movie. I kind of liked the story. I just didn't like the way it was told. It was almost like they couldn't decide what kind of movie it was going to be. Scary, maybe... Serious, maybe... Funny, possibly. It is kind of all three. Kind of left me at a loss and a little bored.

The dialog wasn't that bad. There were some good lines. They really just didn't have the actors to pull it off. Every time I saw Quaid, I thought of the rookie. Every time I saw Tyrese, I kept expecting to get in to a pimped out car and challenge someone to race. They even had the quarterback from Friday Night Lights, and I was just waiting for him to throw a pass. Pretty much the acting wasn't that great.

So overall, I wasn't even that entertained. I have to give this one a night stand out of a cherry pit (2 out 5).

By the way, I did see The Book of Eli. I don't know if I can give it a fair rating. I have actually seen it twice. I will say I was very entertained. It was a good flick. I have to give it an orgy out of a cherry pit (4 out of 5). For point of reference, Star Trek got an orgy too.

Birddogger out.