Alice isn't so Wonderful

Aight. Sorry it has been a little while, but yeah, I saw Alice in Wonderland.

If you had any kind of Disney focused childhood or like the works of C.S. Lewis then you have an idea on how the storyline goes.

So the storyline isn't bad. But the movie sure is. I was fighting to stay awake. I heard more laughs for a preview than what I actually heard in the movie.

It was Tim Burton, so it was a little on the dark side. It did have Johnny Depp, but that really didn't help the situation. He did well in his role, but everything else was pretty much crap.

There is one good thing to say. It is hard to make Anne Hathaway look bad. She was dressed like shit but she still was hot. How can this be? You should watch the flick to see for yourself.

I have to give this flick a masturbation session out of a cherry pit (1 out of 5).

I did see two other movies recently....

Cop Out is a flick with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan who are two cops who get involved with some Mexican mafia gangsters.

The story line was kind of clever, but the acting really wasn't. Bruce and Tracy really don't go well together at all. If there was any decent acting, it was from the Mexican Mafia leader, but he is the guy from half-baked (I'm Cuban Bee).

There was a few clever laughs in there, but they try to make it seem like Bruce and Tracy have been partners forever, but the acting shows they are still feeling out each other.

I give this flick a one night stand out of a cherry pit (2 out of 5).

I also saw Shutter Island.

The big problem I saw with that flick was that if you saw the previews, you could probably take a very educated guess on how the movie was going to end.

The acting was that bad, but I did think the movie was very well made. The dreams seemed realistic, and the time frame seemed believable too. My favorite part was how the music track was used like an old horror flick.

If it weren't for the previews, this movie may have not have been that bad. I have to give the movie a threesome out of a cherry pit (3 out of 5)

Birddogger out.