Saturday, February 14, 2009

Singles Awareness Day

Valentines Day. It carries a lot of significance for me. If I were to list why, one may be here all day reading this instead of hugging a better half. So I will keep it short and sweet, I will even abbreviate Valentines Day with "VD" in efforts to keep it short.

I keep waiting for girls to take the Beyonce song "Single Ladies," literally. How easy would it be to find out who the single girls are if they all had their hands up? And there would be no better day for a single lady to walk around with her hand held high than on VD. I would definitely ask a girl to dinner if she was holding her hand up as I walked by. So if you are a single lady and are doing nothing for VD, go walk around the mall with your hand up. You make get some funny looks, but who knows, someone might get it. And if you do such and get no response within ten minutes, I would check for pit stains or something because VD sucks if you are end up enjoying it by yourself.

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