Friday, September 18, 2009

Jennifer's Body is awesome, the movie not so much.

Alright, if you have seen the previews, then you can kind of figure out what this movie is all about. This movie is about Megan Fox. Hands down. Your basically paying to see her in different outfits. The question is, is it worth the cost of admission?

The Answer.... Sure, why not!

I actually don't think much of Megan Fox's acting, but I thought she did a good job. I also thought Amanda Seyfried was a decent actor, especially after her role in Mamma Mia! (Yeah, I like that movie). Seyfried sucked in this film. Fox had better acting. I am not sure if that says a lot, but I said it anyway.

The story line is off the wall. Not like Michael Jackson off the wall, like Forrest Gump off the wall. It was almost like they took the dang refrigerator magnet words and created a story line from it instead of perverted sayings or romantic poems.

"Hmm... I have Fox, box, shoulder, devil, band, low and hot. This would make a great movie."

Nah, they knew this movie was going to be bad. So they tried to make the most out of it. You go see this movie for two reasons. Yes, one of them is Megan Fox, what is the other you might ask?

The Dialog.

I'm not talking like Tarantino Pulp Fiction Dialog, I am talking like some of the worst words and phrases that could possibly be imagined. All of it is worth a good laugh.

Unfortunately, I drank to much tea at dinner and can't rate this movie. Tear.

If you are looking to be scared, you might jump once or twice. Especially, if the punk ass sitting next to you keeps trying to scare you.

If you are looking to get a peep show of Megan Fox, you be better off using your imagination laying by yourself with a bottle of KY. Your not going to see anything in this flick. There is a decent make out scene. How good was it, the whole theater cheered and clapped with joy.

More people were laughing during this movie than anything else. Hopefully you will too if you see it. Word.

Birddogger Out.

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