NFL Week 2 Picks

So, there are only three people total in my Pick 'em tournament. We all had different picks in week one. We all thought each other was wrong. So how did it come out?

We are all tied with 11 correct choices last week. Ain't that some shit.

So here are my picks for Week 2.

Sunday's Games:

Panthers @ Falcons

Alright, so Jake Delhomme looked like shit last week. I don't see much of a difference. The Falcons showed they have a Defense that needs to be respected, and an Offense that can put a few points on the board. The running game of the Panthers just isn't the same without a passing threat. The Falcons should put some Panther meat on the menu this week.

Vikings @ Lions

Two words, Adrian Peterson. What more do you need, ohh yeah, father time as your Quarterback. The Lions are who we thought they were. They made Drew Brees seem like the second coming of Jesus. They are not going to make Farve look as good, but they will try. Vikings all the way.

Bengals @ Packers

The Packers barely got away with a win against a Jay Cutler fiasco Bears team. Of course it wasn't Cutler's fault. I forgot who he blamed, but that fool can do no wrong. What a tool. The only reason he is in the NFL is because Craftsman didn't find him crafty, Husky said he was to skinny, Stanley said he didn't stutter enough, and Sears wanted nothing to do with his Sunday Best. The Bengals didn't do to hot either, but I expect the Packers team to put them at bay and take home a win.

Texans @ Titans

The Texans had no problem making Mark Sanchez look like an all-star, so I expect them to make Kerry Collins look like a god. The Titans could have beat Pittsburgh last week, but they didn't. Hell, Hines Ward almost gave them the game on a silver platter. Way to fight Titans, your fortune says your hard work will make the Texans cry like a beaten stepchild this week.

Raiders @ Chiefs

The Raiders didn't look all the bad this past Monday. It was probably because they were in throw back jerseys. Actually, the talent level on that team is incredible, and if they can find a way to put it all together, they could make good things happen. They will send the Chiefs on another trail of tears this week.

Patriots @ Jets

One thing I did see on Monday Night is that the Patriots have no running game and Tom Brady isn't 100%. So what does this mean? It means they are weak sauce. That is why the almost lost to Buffalo, but Buffalo decided they weren't ready to beat a decent team yet so they gave up the win on a stupid fumble on a kick return. Ohh well, I am sure T.O. is already pissed. But the Patriots showed they can be beat, and the Jets will do it. Word.

Saints @ Eagles

So the Saints probably think they are hot shit after last week. Hello! You beat the Lions. The Eagles looked pretty sharp, but McNabb is broken. I say they will shoot McNabb up and send him out to play. They will do fine and keep the Saints from marching in.

Rams @ Redskins

The Rams looked like crap. Redskins aren't great either. I will take the lesser of the two evils. Haynesworth will stop Jackson and then there goes the Rams game plan. To bad. Skin the Rams boys.

Cardinals @ Jaguars

The Cardinals got beat by the Niners. They will want to redeem themselves. It won't be this week. The Jaguars will ride the back of Jones-Drew to victory. Kurt Warner will get flustered and throw some picks. It will be a good time. He will throw away so many balls, hookers will come from every corner to get their fair share.

Seahawks @ Niners

The Niners are who I thought they were. A very young and talented team. Not only that, the beat the formal NFC Champion Cardinals last week. The Seahawks shut out their team though. Wait, it was the Rams. Lame. Niners won't go down so easily. They play to win the game.

Buccaneers @ Bills

The Bills came close to beating the Patriots. I expect them to learn from their shitty mistakes and go out an pop someone in the mouth. To bad it is going to be the Bucs. Tampa Bay proved that they have a great running game, but it isn't going to be enough. Bills will show they are an AFC East contender.

Steelers @ Bears

Cutler is going to suck. The Steelers don't need Palomalu for this one. But the Steelers should use this game to work on their rushing attack. It looked like shit. Fraternities do better rushing than the Steelers. It won't matter this time, they will send the Bears back to the fucking forest of make-believe because without Urlacher, their dreams are all they have.

Browns @ Broncos

What the hell is this. I bitched last week that the Bengals/Broncos match up was a shit one. Did Denver blow the Commissioner so they could have the easy schedule. This is bull shit. My feet have bigger battles on who is going to be one step ahead of the other. This is going to be lame. I would like to say the Broncos will have Jesus smile on them again so that they may win, but the Browns may just fuck up and deliver salvation anyway. I am taking Denver based on the fact that last week proved they are going to early mass on Sundays.

Ravens @ Chargers

This is probably the match up of the week. The Ravens are proving they are still a contender and the Chargers are proving that people need to quit picking LT for their fantasy team. Sproles is where the money is at. I don't think it is going to be enough to beat the Ravens though. To bad so Sad, quote the Raven, Nevermore.

Giants @ Cowboys

Cowboys struggled with the Bucs, they are not ready for the Giants. G-men are going to make them look bad in the house the Jerry built. But who cares, it is going to be sold out and there is a lot of money to be made. Romo had a record day last week, but must I remind you it was the Bucs. Sorry Cowboy fans. I am going to enjoy watching your hopes go down in flames. That's Fuego for you spanish peeps in section efe.

Monday's Game:

Colts @ Dolphins

The Colts proved that without Bob Sanders, they can't stop shit. The Dolphins proved that their young secondary needs to grow up. So who wins this one? Flip a coin, you will have better odds. I think the Phins have a chance. It is easy for a young guy to step up for a play or two than have a whole defense try and live without it's main man. It will be close one for sure though. 24 - 21 Phins.

So there we have it. Those are my educated guesses. I don't know how educated they could possibly be, but I have read the articles of Playboy before and maintained focus. Only time will tell.

Birddogger Out.