Week 7 NFL Picks

So, in case you were wondering... there was no movie review this week. No that is not an accident. I did not see a flick this week due to an interference with plans. Reviews should continue next week. Besides, I needed a break from movies... they all start to become one in my mind after some time.

San Antonio had a huge week! He is now furthered himself away from Baby Girl and myself. This is no good. I must redeem my pick 'em manhood.

Sunday's Games:

Packers @ Browns

Browns are still trying to figure out what the hell they are going to do. They did just win last week though, and I did not see that one coming. Packers are a better team than the Bills, so I don't see a streak happening for Cleveland.

Chargers @ Chiefs

Chiefs are gaining confidence each week. I don't think the Chargers are that great of a team. I think this one should be close, but I don't see the Chargers choking again. I look for them to pull this one off.

Niners @ Texans

The Niners have been disappointing me lately. I know they are a decent team. The Texans are the best mediocre team in NFL history. They are so inconsistent. I think the Niners will take it to them as the begin to make a run for a division title.

Colts @ Rams

Colts aren't a great team, although their record begs to differ. However, the suck fairy is with the Rams (hmm... maybe having a suck fairy isn't so bad... ;). So, I expect Jackson to try and carry the Rams to victory, but he won't succeed. I like the Colts.

Vikings @ Steelers

Alright, I still think I am the only one who believes the Steelers are not that great. I am sticking to it as I am picking Minnesota to win. Pittsburgh still has a lousy running game and the defensive line of the Vikes is going to give Big Ben hell. Hey, I was right about the Giants-Saints game, don't be surprised if I am right about this one.

Pats @ Bucs

So Tom Brady made the crappy Titans look worse. Now everybody is saying Tom is back, and the league better be ready again. And this week will fuel is ego even more. He is going to sink the bucs. They don't stand a chance. But don't buy into the Pats stock just yet. My left testicle puts up the kind of numbers that Tom did against crappy teams too.

Bills @ Panthers

Panthers hands down. The Bills looked good at the beginning of this season, but they have unraveled faster than Saturday Night Live. They just plain suck right now. And the loss of their QB isn't going to help either.

Jets @ Raiders

I want to see the Raiders play again. I have only seen it once and they looked like crap. I think they have a fire in their ass and gaining confidence in themselves. Is it enough to stop the Jets? Sanchez is starting to struggle, and starting to look like a rookie. I am going to go on a limb and say I think the Raiders have shot. Not a great one, and they could easily get killed.

Bears @ Bengals

This is one of the better games this week. The Bengals have been red hot and the Bears haven't looked bad either. I think the Bengals take this one just because I have a feeling that the Bears are about to wake up from their happy dreams.

Falcons @ Cowboys

This game is a joke. The Falcons are a legit team and they are going to kill the Cowboys. It is going to be sad and Tony Romo might cry in his helmet. There will be no happy times in Dallas this week.

Saints @ Dolphins

The Phins are a great team. They play like a team. They are a team. The Saints are really f-ing good. This is going to be a great game to watch. The Saints better get ready for a rumble. I think the Dolphins and Vikings are the only two teams that really stand a chance against these Saints. I say the Phins can pull off the win. Don't be surprised if they do.

Cardinals @ Giants

I still have doubts against the Cardinals, but I still the Giants are not that great. I am going to say the Cardinals are going to win this one. Warner better not fuck it up for me.

Monday Night Game:

Eagles @ Skins

Neither team is very impressive right now. But since I have to choose, I am picking the Eagles. I don't see the Skins pulling out any time soon. It will be a blow-out and the Eagles will be the team we thought they were.

Eagles win 33-14

So there we go. My road to redemption begins here. San Antonio look out. The Birddogger is coming

Birddogger out.